Could you spell that, please?

Sometimes I wonder if some people, when they make certain life choices, realize that those decisions scream “life of crime ahead”? For instance, when you legally change your name to Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop.

beezowA man whose legal name is Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested over the weekend after officials say he assaulted a state college police officer and a deputy in Washington.

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Thurston County Sheriff’s Office records later showed that Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested and charged with one count each of first-degree assault, third-degree assault, third-degree malicious mischief and malicious harassment.

FOX 23 News reports that Prosecutor Mark Thompson was unable to verify Zopittybop-bop-bop’s legal name, so he deferred to his original name, Jeffrey Drew Wilschke.

Apparently Wilschke legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop in 2011.

This arrest reportedly isn’t his first since the name change.

According to FOX 23, Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested on weapons and drug charges in 2012 and in 2013.

His parents must be so proud.