This isn’t what I signed up for

Florida. The land of the permanent turn signal, early bird specials, beaches, rocket launches, theme parks, and… temperatures in the 30’s? That’s right, the forecast for the next four days calls for overnight lows into the 30’s, including the next three nights at or below freezing!

I know my friends up north don’t want to hear about this, but for those of us in the sunshine state freezing temperatures are near apocalyptic. How will we survive? Easy. By Monday it should be back in the 70’s. Whew.

(By the way, the photo isn’t of current conditions.)